The Indo-Pak luncheon

So the luncheon of the year is over. Even though President Zardari came here for a private visit the media on both sides made sure that it became a spectacle. Now let us go deep into the informal conversation the two leaders had

MMS: Welcome zardari saab

Zardari: Thank You, How are you mannu?

MMS: Fine, Thank You. Dekh kya rahe ho chaloji lets go for lunch

Zardari: Haan bhai chalo, I’m so hungry.Hope the menu is good

MMS: Of course, you will find everything here from Kanyakumari dosa to Kashmiri Pulao, Dekh kya rahe ho…toot padoji

MMS: So Zardariji, how’s  life in Pakistan?

Zardari: Bura haal hai bhai, The army constantly has a gun above me and Geelani. Can’t do anything without the permission of ISI

MMS: Same Pinch on that one. Here too I can’t do anything without the permission of Soniaji. She is the dictator.

Zadari: Oh ho…Then how is your economy and things? Heard the growth rate has come down

MMS: Yeah..But I’ve to ask Pranabda for more details.He..he.. What about your economy? Didn’t hear anything about it

Zardari: Well, I’ve to ask Geelani about it He…he

MMS: Are bhai, Chodo ye economy sab..let’s talk about some thing else, Planning any foreign trips?

Zardari: Yup…at least 2-3 in the next couple of months

MMS: I’ve beaten you on that one..planned around 6-7 in the next month alone. The opposition and allies are making life difficult for me. I need some peace

Zardari: By the way why didn’t Soniaji come?

MMS: Ahem…I don’t know, actually I don’t ask questions to her I just listens to her you know

Zardari: Kitna bura haal hai tera

MMS: Haan haan…To be a PM we have to sacrifice a lot…Are tum vo Hafeez Saeed ka kutch karna yaar…Mera yahan thoda izzat bacha le

Zardari: But hmmmm….I got to ask the ISI officials

MMS: Uff fo…We are the heads of India and Pakistan. We are not puppets in the hands of others. We should have the right to take the decision of our own. We cannot tolerate this injustice meted upon us. We must fight till our last breath…

Zardari(Without listening and eating) : Mmmm…This Kashmiri pulao is delicious. Some how I’ve to make Kashmir part of Pakistan

MMS: What no way, Kashmir Bharat ka hai

Zardari: What nonsense. Kashmir Pakistan ka hai

And the deadlock continues……..