So the luncheon of the year is over. Even though President Zardari came here for a private visit the media on both sides made sure that it became a spectacle. Now let us go deep into the informal conversation the two leaders had
MMS: Welcome zardari saab
Zardari: Thank You, How are you mannu?
MMS: Fine, Thank You. Dekh kya rahe ho chaloji lets go for lunch
Zardari: Haan bhai chalo, I’m so hungry.Hope the menu is good
MMS: Of course, you will find everything here from Kanyakumari dosa to Kashmiri Pulao, Dekh kya rahe ho…toot padoji
MMS: So Zardariji, how’s life in Pakistan?
Zardari: Bura haal hai bhai, The army constantly has a gun above me and Geelani. Can’t do anything without the permission of ISI
MMS: Same Pinch on that one. Here too I can’t do anything without the permission of Soniaji. She is the dictator.
Zadari: Oh ho…Then how is your economy and things? Heard the growth rate has come down
MMS: Yeah..But I’ve to ask Pranabda for more details.He..he.. What about your economy? Didn’t hear anything about it
Zardari: Well, I’ve to ask Geelani about it He…he
MMS: Are bhai, Chodo ye economy sab..let’s talk about some thing else, Planning any foreign trips?
Zardari: Yup…at least 2-3 in the next couple of months
MMS: I’ve beaten you on that one..planned around 6-7 in the next month alone. The opposition and allies are making life difficult for me. I need some peace
Zardari: By the way why didn’t Soniaji come?
MMS: Ahem…I don’t know, actually I don’t ask questions to her I just listens to her you know
Zardari: Kitna bura haal hai tera
MMS: Haan haan…To be a PM we have to sacrifice a lot…Are tum vo Hafeez Saeed ka kutch karna yaar…Mera yahan thoda izzat bacha le
Zardari: But hmmmm….I got to ask the ISI officials
MMS: Uff fo…We are the heads of India and Pakistan. We are not puppets in the hands of others. We should have the right to take the decision of our own. We cannot tolerate this injustice meted upon us. We must fight till our last breath…
Zardari(Without listening and eating) : Mmmm…This Kashmiri pulao is delicious. Some how I’ve to make Kashmir part of Pakistan
MMS: What no way, Kashmir Bharat ka hai
Zardari: What nonsense. Kashmir Pakistan ka hai
And the deadlock continues……..