With the President elections round the corner there is no dearth in probable candidates. Let us introspect and find out how some top guns would fare in this election.
- Anna Hazare
The first thing in his ‘To Do’ list is to make Arvind Kejriwal, Vice President and Kiran Bedi, Deputy Vice President. So from now on the President will be advised by them on all matters – but is this going to make matters better or worse?
2. Mamata Banerjee
A NO woman she might think of shifting the capital from Delhi back to Kolkata. But her main aim is to wipe out CPM and that she will make sure by banning the colour red through out the country.
She will fire all upper caste people from Rashtrapati Bhavan and bring in Dalits as a show of Dalit empowerment.But her ultimate aim is to built her statues throughout India.
4. Shashi Tharoor
From now on the President is going to communicate only through twitter. All the officials must have twitter accounts and those who don’t have will be sacked.
5. Kapil Sibal
His one and only aim is to make sure that the expenditure of Rashtrapati Bhavan for the next five years remain at zero
6. A Raja
So now being the President of India he will make sure that the corruption money increases from lakh crores to crore crores.
7. Rahul Gandhi
He will shift the Rashtrapati Bhavan to a Dalit colony so that he can have food with Dalits throughout.
8. LK Advani
My one and only ambition – Ram Mandir Ram Mandir Ram Mandir
So from these tough choices whom are you voting for?