Baba pahunche pagalkhana…
So in the latest war of word Laluji has called Baba Ramdev a mental patient. Toh abhi sach mei aisa ho gaya toh…
Doctor: Oh, so u r the new patient
Baba: Hey, mind ur words I’m not a patient I’m the doc, do u know how many people I’ve cured with my medicine the great yoga medicine
Doctor: So u r doctor now, don’t worry yahan aa jaane ke baad log bahut kutch ban jaate hain
Come we’l show u the room, the food will also be provided…..
Baba: What? Food? I’m not gonna eat food, I’m fasting unto death, I’l fast until Lokpal bill is passed. I’l fast until all the politicians go to jail. Jail jao Jail jao Saare neta jail jao
Doc: Bechara daura pad raha hai lagtha hai
Baba: MPs are murderes. MPs are thieves. MPs are dacoits. MPs are smugglers. MPs are rapists. MPs are characterless. MPs are …..
Doc: Iska paagalpan toh badtha jaa raha hai
Baba: Hey doc, I’m not mad okay…The one who calls me mad is actually mad
Sir iska ek hi ilag hai..kisi minister se iski meeting karva lo
we should call Kapil Sibal to try out his zero mental policy or Pranabda for his instant 2 minute mei ban jaayega solution
The best one is Soniaji. Usko dekh ke sab chup ho jaathe hain
Tab toh ye ladkiyon ke kurthi pahenke naachega
Arey ye kya pagal ho ke sushmaji ko competition bada rahe hain…ha..ha…ha